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JUMP
(HOLD FOR 1 SECOND)—SUPER “YES WE CAN” JUMP. CAN SAVE YOU FROM PITFALLS AND TOUGH ISSUES.
HOPE AND CHANGE MAGIC VOODOO—FREEZE/HYPNOTIZE YOUR OPPONENT FOR A SHORT TIME. WHEN IN DOUBT THROW SOME HOPE AND CHANGE.
OBAMA'S SUPER STEAMING BULLSHIT SPECIAL—THIS IS YOUR MOST POWERFUL WEAPON AND IS USED TO DEFEAT MOST ENEMIES
ASS KISSING ROYALLE-- THIS MOVE IS ONLY USED WHEN DEALING WITH THE MONEY POWERS—ON THE BONUS ROUNDS. GET READY! NO ONE SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE EASY TO BE PRESIDENT!